If you haven’t noticed I haven’t skyped, tweeted, texted, oovoo or facebooked all weekend. Partly due to some hard up fat bastard stealing my cellular (yes I still call it that,) slightly due to my new diet that had me light headed and bed stricken but, mainly due to Jennifer Lopez.
Last Tuesday Mrs. Lopez-Noa-Judd- Anthony (obviously I’m a fan) released her sixth studio album titled.
Do I like the entire album? Eh
Did Dream have to produce darn near the whole LP? No
Is it organized well? Yes
Was the album art kind of played? Of course
Have I been playing it in a constant loop that the neighbors were humming it yesterday in the laundry room? Duh
Will it be more hits for Jenny from the block? The way my back aches from dancing, aye!
Primarily, JLO is twice your favorites’ age (41) and has a body and mug that doesn’t look a day over 23. Essentially you know I can respect anyone who knows how to manage their midriff and thighs after being
Look at those exposed ribs. Just BEAUTIFUL!
Meanwhile I don’t think all the exposure of Jenny Lo with endorsements, American Idol and the big promo circuit will help with the sales of this LP…let’s face it people don’t want a whole album they want a single and a video.
On that she will deliver. Did you see the new video for “I’m Into You” featuring Lil Wayne?
While I do think Wayne is a cleaver lyricists, I do feel adding him to a track don’t certify a hit anymore.
But Mrs. Lopez knows better even so, that she knew to keep that black monster out the visual.
Speaking of that visual it was Über Amazing!
Great product placement (you know record labels don’t have money for videos anymore people don’t buy albums,) banging bodies, haute makeup and I’m sure to have that breakdown routine down by Wednesday and that Lanvin ensemble itself has completely inspired me.
Most delectable tracks…
“Run the World”
“I’m Into You”
“Until it Beats No More”
My apologies X-Tina & Trina you have been replaced as my workout music!